Daily 'funnies'

There are usually several comments during the day that I text to Andrew that one of the older two has said. Two of my favorite from today.....

(As I was tucking him in for his nap)
Graeme: My nose is running.
Me: I will get you a tissue.
Graeme: Momma, why do they call it snot?
Me: I'm not sure, Graeme. It is really called mucus. Snot is a slang word.
Graeme: Oh, I think snot is a funny word.

*He had a straight face the entire time, while I was definitely TRYING to keep a straight face. ha

(While we were discussing her curriculum book)
Me: Mommy didn't have a computer when I was your age. My family didn't get one until I was like seven or so.
Ceilidh: Did ZZ have a computer?
Me: No, sweetie.
Ceilidh: Did she have a t.v.?
Me: After she got a little older, I'm sure. You should ask her.
Ceilidh: Did Nana?
Me: No, probably not when she was little.
Ceilidh (totally astonished): Did she even have PAPER?!

*HA! I am a little scared to think of what our great grandchildren will have at their finger tips that I can't even imagine right now.